Hell is for Sale! Property / Business Opportunity in Pinckney

Positioned along Patterson Lake Road in Putnam Township, the property offers convenient access to M-36 and surrounding communities including Pinckney, Dexter, and Hamburg. The site sits within close proximity to the widely recognized Hell, Michigan destination, drawing consistent traffic from tourists and outdoor enthusiasts. Its setting among lakes, campgrounds, and trail systems creates a unique opportunity for businesses that benefit from visibility, character, and recreational proximity.Property Description: Exceptional opportunity to acquire a ±7.21-acre multi-parcel assemblage along Patterson Lake Road in Pinckney, Michigan, including four parcels, two buildings totaling ±3,644 square feet, and the established HellMi LLC business. The offering features a ±2,000 SF vacant restaurant building at 4025 Patterson Lake Road, a ±1,644 SF active retail building at 4045 Patterson Lake Road, and additional land at 4063 and 0 Patterson Lake Road, providing a flexible mix of existing improvements and future development potential. Zoned C-1 (Local Commercial) with an additional RR-zoned parcel, the property supports a variety of commercial, recreational, or mixed-use concepts. Business Description: The HellMI LLC business has been profitable for many years, with over $327,000 in gross income in 2024. This is an extremely creative and multifaceted business with literally ten different mini-income sources accomplished on-site, including: Screams Ice Cream shop / Store with T-shirts and fun Hell souvenirs / Locks of Love / Hell’s Chapel of Love / Damnation University / HellMi Post Office / Mayor of Hell award.